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7 Funny Replies That Work Online!

Friday, April 28th, 2006

<meta content="OpenOffice.org 1.0.2 (Linux)" name="GENERATOR" /><br /> <style> <!-- @page { margin: 2cm } P { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } --> </style> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">If you have spend some time talking online, you know there are some question that women ask you all the time. How to answer to these question to make sure that you are getting her attention and interest? Just try using next lines:</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">1.When she is questioning you about your marital status just say:</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“Well, my dog hates the way I do coffee, it hopes I will find someone else that will make him a coffee every morning”</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">2. What is your age?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“I am a little child… when I am sleeping, a mature man when I am making decisions and an exploring teenager when I have the opportunity to talk with an interesting woman”</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">3. Do you have children?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It is a simple question to reply but you can say more than yes/no, and earn some points. So..</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">If you Do Have Kids you can answer “Oh yes, I have…(a 2 years old boy), he is a nice kid, and he is very responsible for my haircut.” <img src='http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">If you don’t have kids: “No, I don’t have kids yet. I’m still looking for the woman willing to take the risk of having good looking kids, like me. :))“</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">4.What happened with your ex ?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">This is a hard question, don’t give specific details, be serious and pass quickly over this subject. You can say something like : “I never joke about my love life. We just didn’t match with each other/We couldn’t pass over some problems together. and decided to go on on separate ways.”</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">5. What are you doing for living? What is your job?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Now, maybe you are hating your job but don’t let her know that. Be enthusiastic and positive: “I am working in (domain) and I really like to wake up every morning with such a job. Sometime I forget putting my socks on in my hurry to reach at work”.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">6. What kind of relationship are you after?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“I really want to find someone that can take me as I am, someone that can accept how gorgeous I am. <img src='http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> “.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">7. What are you doing in your spare time?</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">“I haven’t to much spare time but I rely like to… (read GOOD books / watch GOOD TV Shows / listen GOOD music / share GREAT time with my friends).” You have to be selective and a little demanding… make her understand that you are not just wasting your time anyhow and with anybody available. So she will feel good that you are spending YOUR time with her.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The idea is that you have to be funny but serious at the same time. Make her curious, with every question you are answering her you have to make her want to know more about you. Just be different, be original.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Good luck and have fun!</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Hey! A <a xhref="http://www.ebridex.com">great woman</a> is waiting for You right now at eBridex.com.</p> </div><!--contads.com--> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/category/dating/" title="View all posts in Dating" rel="category tag">Dating</a> | <a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/2006/04/28/7-funny-replies-that-work-online-2/#respond" title="Comment on 7 Funny Replies That Work Online!">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h3 id="post-73"><a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/2006/04/27/the-right-time-to-say-i-love-you/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to The Right Time To Say “I Love You”">The Right Time To Say “I Love You”</a></h3> <small>Thursday, April 27th, 2006</small> <div class="entry"> <!--contads.com--><div id='contads'> <p>Saying “I love you” for the first time is one of the sweetest things a person can do in his life and hearing it for the first time is one of the best experiences one can have, especially if the feeling is mutual. However, there are risks that are involved in saying “I love you” and if it is not done properly, all will be going down the drain from there.</p> <p>Timing is one of the most essential elements in expressing one’s love towards another person. Knowing when to express one’s love can seal the deal between two potential lovers.</p> <p>Here are some things which should be taken into consideration when planning to profess love to another person:</p> <p>-Readiness</p> <p>Saying “I love you” will bring a person into new horizons. Most often than not, saying “I love you” entails readiness to enter in a commitment. You profess your love with an assumption that you are ready to take in new challenges and that you are ready share yourself with someone else. The process shouldn’t be done haphazardly.</p> <p>An assessment of one’s readiness to enter a relationship is a prerequisite to saying “I love you.” Every facet should be taken into consideration since a commitment entails additional time, effort and a decrease in the benefits one gets as a single person.</p> <p>-Do you really love her?</p> <p>A careful assessment of one’s feelings should also be done before saying “I love you.” When people date, feelings are often mixed and one feeling can be interpreted as another. Feelings of infatuation, admiration and lust can become synonymous to feelings of love especially when the relationship is in its heat.</p> <p>One must ask himself if he really loves her a thousand times before professing his love to her. It sounds like a cliché but this must be done so as to avoid making mistakes regarding this matter.</p> <p>- Consequences</p> <p>One must weight down the consequences which will be brought by saying “I love you.” There are times when the right thing to do is to say nothing at all. At times, being silent about one’s feelings is a way to manifest true love.</p> <p>Many people fall in love with married persons. This is a classic example which can be used to describe the importance of weighting the consequences of saying “I love you.” Refraining from saying those three words maybe the right thing to do in this situation.</p> <p>-Read her thoughts</p> <p>In saying “I love you,” one must be ready for whatever response that is to be given by the listener. Maybe not all relationships get past the I-love-you stage, but there are relationships which can really benefit from the right timing of saying “I love you.”</p> <p>If one feels that the feeling is mutual, this is a good sign to continue. But of course, evaluating the girls’ thoughts should be done with complete honesty so as not to force the issue.</p> <p>-The moment</p> <p>When all the assessments have been done, it all boils down to timing. If one wishes to say “I love you” to another person, it would be best if he do it in style so as to make a good impression and to show his sincerity in saying it. Several things should be taken into consideration when planning for this moment. The schedule, venue and mood should be set to be able to get the best delivery. Practicing in front of a mirror might seem pathetic but it would definitely help.</p> <p>-Be ready for her response</p> <p>Saying “I love you” is a very exciting moment and the risks that it carries add up to its excitement. When someone says “I love you” he must be prepared to take whatever response is given to him. Not all love stories end in happy endings. Think about possible situations which can happen after you say “I love you.” The response can bring utmost happiness or crushing hurt to the person who is professing his love. Be careful and learn to accept her feelings.</p> <p>Saying “I love you” can be a daunting task. A lot of preparation should be done to be able to get to that specific moment that could lead to a new relationship. Not all things go into plan but no matter how lousy one gets when professing his love, it shouldn’t really matter as long as he’s sincere and he knows what he is doing.</p> <p class="articletext"> <p class="articletext"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.howtosparkromance.com/">How To Spark Romance</a>is a new directory on how to spark romance. From romantic date ideas to recipes you can use to make an evening more exciting, we’ll show you how to be romantic.</p> </div><!--contads.com--> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/category/relationships/" title="View all posts in Relationships" rel="category tag">Relationships</a> | <a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/2006/04/27/the-right-time-to-say-i-love-you/#respond" title="Comment on The Right Time To Say “I Love You”">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h3 id="post-72"><a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/2006/04/26/the-odds-are-in-your-favor-with-online-dating/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to The Odds are in Your Favor with Online Dating">The Odds are in Your Favor with Online Dating</a></h3> <small>Wednesday, April 26th, 2006</small> <div class="entry"> <!--contads.com--><div id='contads'> <p>According to one recently-published survey, there are currently upwards of 40 million people in the United States that regularly visit online dating websites. Another 7 to 10 million users in Canada do the same. While these numbers do include people that log onto sites to assuage their curiosity or to see what they’re like, they nonetheless remain impressive. Nearly 50 million people using online dating sites mean that the number of potential matches that you are likely to find is quite high.</p> <p>In order to fully appreciate this statistic, think about the scene that you experienced the last time you spent a night out at a bar. Even on a busy weekend night, it is a good bet that only a handful of people there were what you might deem “worthy” to talk to. It’s not likely that this determination was based off of anything terribly deep; rather, the three or four people that caught your eye were probably physically attractive and thus drew your attention. Moreover, it is doubtful that you were the only person in the bar or club that felt the same way. By the time you saw them from across the room, chances are that the other person or people had already been approached several times during the course of the night, and the likelihood of them being slightly irritable was good.</p> <p>As this scenario demonstrates, the odds are not necessarily stacked in your favor in a bar or nightclub-type setting. The proverbial pickings are relatively slim, and what is there is fought for tirelessly by the other singles at the locale. All of this for the chance to simply talk with another person, let alone hit it off with them. Remember, there always exists the chance that the man or woman that seems perfect from a distance will turn into a nightmare once they open their mouth.</p> <p>Needless to say, the odds are slightly better when it comes to online dating. With the sheer number of people frequenting the websites, there is a strong likelihood that you will find an intriguing person near your area. Additionally, casual correspondence via email means that you ultimately stand a better chance of being heard by the person; letters are far less obtrusive than hastily-shouted greetings at a club, and there is little direct competition with your line of communication.</p> <p>And what of the possibility that the person who initially seems so attractive to you becomes exponentially less so once you learn about their personality? Happily, online dating allows you to learn a bit more about the person in question before you even begin correspondence. No more crossing your fingers and hoping for success: with online dating, you’ll have a fairly good gauge as to the likelihood of a successful relationship before you even begin speaking with the person.</p> <p>Regardless of the type of match or relationship that you’re searching for, you are far more apt to find it via an online dating website than during a random trip to the bar. Ere you dismiss it as a technological fad, you’d do well to see what online dating can do for you.</p> <p class="articletext"> <p class="articletext"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.articledashboard.com/Article/The-Odds-are-in-Your-Favor-with-Online-Dating/http/www.online-dating-tips-guide.com">Online Dating Tips Guide</a> - Provides advice and tips about online dating.</p> </div><!--contads.com--> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/category/dating/" title="View all posts in Dating" rel="category tag">Dating</a> | <a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/2006/04/26/the-odds-are-in-your-favor-with-online-dating/#respond" title="Comment on The Odds are in Your Favor with Online Dating">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h3 id="post-71"><a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/2006/04/25/how-to-attract-women-with-your-attitude/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to How To Attract Women With Your Attitude">How To Attract Women With Your Attitude</a></h3> <small>Tuesday, April 25th, 2006</small> <div class="entry"> <!--contads.com--><div id='contads'> <p>If there was one magic pill that you could pop to make yourself more attractive to women, would you take it?</p> <p>Chances are, most men would give answer with a resounding yes. After all, who has the time to keep up with the countless dating advice and tips handed out by dating gurus who promise that by doing what they tell you to do, women would come in droves begging you to let them bear your children?</p> <p>But since reality bites, no such pill exists. And the male species, since the beginning of civilization, has been working on making himself the object of interest and attention of his female counterparts. Even now, in this age of dating websites and speed dating the objective has not changed.</p> <p>So why is it that some guys seem to get it right all the time while the rest seem to remain luckless no matter what they do? Some would say that looks and appearances had everything to do about it. But that’s not entirely true.</p> <p>While it may be so that how a guy looks like matters in order to catch a woman’s attention, that alone will not make him totally attractive. What makes the guy go from “Hi there. You alone?” to “Good morning, doll.” is his attitude.</p> <p>Attitude by definition is your outlook and mindset towards any given situation. In the dating scenario, it would mean how you behave and think when it comes to approaching a woman, chatting up a conversation with her and treating her just a tad more special than the rest of the women in the room.</p> <p>So what kind of attitude should you have?<br /> A lot of guys think that they need to impress women to makes themselves attractive. While making an impression is important, you need to make sure that that impression is really you. Otherwise, your attitude towards dating shows that you would rather make false impressions and basically lie, just so that you can get what you want. Not exactly an attractive trait, isn’t it?</p> <p>Instead, develop the “just as I am” attitude. No pretenses, no airs – just what you really are. Very little anything else makes one more attractive to women than to see a guy that’s totally honest about who and what he is.</p> <p>But hold on, that is not to say that you should totally let yourself go. The “just as I am” attitude does not mean not bothering to dress up in nice clothes just because you are more of a shorts-and-flip-flops kind of guy.</p> <p>Not in the least. In fact, the “as is” attitude should stay in the backstage. The main idea is that you don’t need to pretend to be the sensitive writer type when you’re more of a Monday night football kind of guy. But at the same time, you need to make an effort to put your best foot forward.</p> <p>Do this by taking the time to look your best. You don’t need to look like Hugh Jackman’s long lost twin, but don’t look (and smell) like a bum either. Take the time to choose clothes that fit well on you. Pay attention to body hygiene, especially if you tend to sweat and don’t forget to check your breath as well. But more importantly, work on making this a habit rather than a once-in-a-while thing. That alone increases your attractive points by a whole lot.</p> <p>Now that you’ve cleaned and dressed up, it’s time to work that attitude. For example, as you approach someone, tell yourself that all you need to do to get her interested is for you to be friendly and to treat her well. You don’t need to impress her with things that aren’t true about you. Remember, you are to come as you are and not someone else.</p> <p>If she responds, then good for you. If she doesn’t seem to be interested regardless of how nice you are, that’s still ok. If this happens, tell yourself that you and her don’t fit and then walk away. At the very least, the woman you just approached will notice that you knew when to stop. Surprisingly, on a second encounter, she just might give you a better chance, just because you showed restraint the first time you met.</p> <p>Now this isn’t a foolproof plan that can help you score with the ladies. But it is a lot better than pretending to be something that isn’t you. Developing a healthy confident attitude about yourself will not only make you more attractive to the right women around you, but will also help you personally as you begin to see yourself in a better light.</p> <p class="articletext"> <p class="articletext"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.pickupsuccess.com/">Pickupsuccess.com</a> is a new resource for breakup and divorce information. No matter you want to breakup with someone, survive a breakup, or get an ex back, you will find useful information on our site.</p> </div><!--contads.com--> </div> <p class="postmetadata">Posted in <a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/category/dating/" title="View all posts in Dating" rel="category tag">Dating</a> | <a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/2006/04/25/how-to-attract-women-with-your-attitude/#respond" title="Comment on How To Attract Women With Your Attitude">No Comments »</a></p> </div> <div class="post"> <h3 id="post-70"><a href="http://mailorderbride4u.com/blog/2006/04/21/do-not-let-your-fears-stop-you-from-being-in-a-relationship/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Do Not Let Your Fears Stop You From Being In A Relationship">Do Not Let Your Fears Stop You From Being In A Relationship</a></h3> <small>Friday, April 21st, 2006</small> <div class="entry"> <!--contads.com--><div id='contads'> <p>Do not let your fears stop you from being in a relationship. Here are a few suggestions on how you can manage your fears before getting involved with someone.</p> <p>Always remember to get all of the facts of the given situation. Gathering the facts can prevent us from relying on exaggerated and fearful assumptions. By focusing on the facts, a person can rely on what is reality and what is not.</p> <p>Learn how to manage your fearful thoughts that may be difficult to manage. When experiencing a negative thought, read some positive statements and affirmations that help lift your spirits and make you feel better. Remember that your fearful thoughts may be exaggerated so balance these thoughts with realistic thinking and common sense.</p> <p>Take your problems to God. God is stronger than your stresses and anxieties. When the going gets tough, talk to God about your problems as if you were talking to a friend. Be persistent and be open in the avenues that God may provide to you in solving your problem. It is not always easy, however God is in control and he will help you if you ask him.</p> <p>Don’t tackle all of your fears at once. Manage them one at a time. Try to learn what is the real source of your fears and anxieties. Knowing what the source of your problem is can go a long way in finding the solution. Think about it and try to figure out what is the source of your fears and anxieties. If you do not know, then ask a professional.</p> <p>Managing your fears and anxieties will take some hard work. Trying to avoid you problems will do nothing in getting rid of your fears and anxieties. Remember that all you can do is to do your best each day, hope for the best, and take things in stride. 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